Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He passed out mid-signature
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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