Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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