Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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