$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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