Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
this just has baby written all over it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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