no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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