so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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