I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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