I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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