So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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