We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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