I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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