gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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