I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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