She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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