I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
