I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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