How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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