go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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