just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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