he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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