I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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