Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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