arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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