I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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