just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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