I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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