So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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