Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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