Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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