It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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