I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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