Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I think people are normalizing furries
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