We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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