Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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