So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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