We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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