A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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