your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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