perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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