how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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