You just made me feel so damn special
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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