I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
it was like eating out sand paper
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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