We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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