you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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