I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
whose parrot is this?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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