I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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