...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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