fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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