Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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