doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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