My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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