Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
