Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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