who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She even gives head with a lisp.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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