thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
