You work out of a Hotel?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize