Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
